Two interesting driving under the influence cases cases were reported yesterday in the Philadelphia Inquirer.
In the first, an allegedly-inebriated David Noonan, 31, swerved to avoid t-boning Bambi. When police arrived to investigate the crash, they discovered apparent signs of intoxication. They administered field sobriety tests, and then escorted the driver to obtain a blood sample for measuring blood alcohol content. There is no word on the condition of the deer.